Hilarious & Huge! I am 5'4 and really round like a momma shark. The standard size is enormous (perfect for me!) and long. I bought a cheap derby hat at the dollar store to prop up the head so I can see and I'll have to stuff the slippers - they're giant too, but I don't care. I will be the most outstanding Left Shark in history. Keepin' the Dream Alive, Katy!!